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:thumb282876994: ZEE CAPTAIN IS WELL KNOWN FOR REAL-ESTATE-AGENCY AND OTHER ITEM OF INTEREST SALE POWERS! WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE CAPTAIN SELL FOR YOU?

October something, something. Today captain declared as "REMEMBERANCES OF THE PAST DAY". The day begun with me getting smacked with a broken laptop and yells "YOU'VE GOT MAIL!". I tried to protest that laptops weren't attacking people in the mornings back in the past. To this, Captain declared that in fact they didn't have to, because users were so addicted to reading their daily mail facts that every morning they woke up smacking their heads on their laptops. Then my head was treated to a barrage of empty, metal SPAM cans with words "SPAM MAIL! DODGE THE SPAM! USE FILTERS!". With these words, captain gave me two old tennis rackets. The